 Did you all know that there's a test you can take online to see if you're color blind or not? Look at me being all rude and just jumping right into our adventures first without any formal warning...... I meant greeting. Happy Sunday everyone!! There, now that the pleasantries have been exchanged, lets get back to this color blind test shall we? I'm intrigued by this online color blind test because first of all, I'm not sure how this works, but apparently Anthony is not color blind. How do I know that? Because before dinner the other night Anthony came running into the kitchen like Tom Cruise in Risky Business like:  Threw his hands up in the air and yelled, "I'M NOT COLOR BLIND!" At first I thought, "what the hell did he just watch on his iPad and why are the parental controls not working". Then I thought holy shit maybe he had a spiritual revelation like Jesus compelled him and this happened before he came out:  No, no. None of that happened. Anthony informed us that there was a test online that tested whether or not you are color blind and he passed the test. Well, praise the lord baby Jesus. Now, I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure an online test, testing whether or not you're color blind is NOT as accurate as actually going to, oh I don't know, maybe a friggen EYE DOCTOR! Now, I'm not exactly sure which test Anthony took but I googled color blind tests and tons of pages came up, so I picked this one: Enchroma Shit, sounded legit. Any who, I passed too. I want everyone to take a moment and click on that link above and take the test. I'm not sure exactly how color blind tests are performed but I'm pretty sure putting different color numbers inside different color circles and asking you what number you see is an accurate test? I could be wrong. I've been wrong before. According to my wife, I'm wrong a lot, so I don't have much to back me on what I'm saying. So you'll all just have to try it out and judge for yourselves.  SO now that we've established that our youngest is NOT color blind by the standards of the internet, we can all exhale the breathe of uncertainty we were never holding in the first place. Oh, I wanted to share with all of you that I have a new friend. I know you're all probably thinking, "who gives a shit, I don't know this bitch?" However, I think you all may reconsider after you all meet my new friend. We took a few selfies the other day, so let me share them with you:  Yes ladies and gentlemen I've never met, my new friend is the one and only, Jesus! See now didn't you all just reconsider? Before I posted our selfies you were all like:  But then once I dropped the bomb, you were all like:  It's ok. We (as in Jesus and I) forgive you. I will however, recommend that you all order one.....now...go.... Tonight is Family UNO Night so let's see if Anthony thinks he's fluent in Spanish next. Regardless stay tuned because tonight's debauchery will surely be something to write about!  |
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