THE TRUE DEFINITION OF MONDAY

Let’s take a look at the word Monday…
Definition:
Mon·day
/ˈməndā,ˈməndē/
noun
noun: Monday; plural noun: Monday
1. the day of the week before Tuesday and following Sunday.
My comments: Stupid! No shit Dictionary! I alreaaaaaddddy knew that!!!

​Word Origin:
Old English mōnandæg moon’s day, translation of Late Latin lūnae diēs
My Comments: Interesting, Monday means Moon Day in Old English. Too bad Old English is just that.. FUCKING OLD!

Urban Dictionary:
When you realize the weekend is over, and you have to give up 40+ hours at a shitty job just to earn enough to eat and have shelter; or
The world’s way of telling us, “Here take this you little bitch”

My Comments: Definitely the most accurate definition for Mondays!



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Happy Fucking Monday!

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